YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING CHEAPER
WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW
YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING CHEAPER WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW
Let’s be real—not all businesses need top-notch security. Sometimes, a warm body is enough. If that checks your boxes, well, friend, GuardLite’s got you covered—kind of.
We can’t guarantee much beyond showing up, but we can promise you’ll save money.
OUR GUARDS ARE 50% ALERT, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE’RE THE SECURITY COMPANY YOU SHOULD HIRE… IF YOU’RE DESPERATE.
OUR PRICES ARE SO LOW, EVEN WE CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE STILL IN BUSINESS.
From standing around to casually strolling the perimeter, our guards provide just enough presence to keep you (sort of) secure.
Shining a light on our guards who go above doing nothing—and that’s saying something.
The Stay-Awake Champion
Peter made company history by staying awake during his entire 8-hour shift. We’re as shocked as you are.
The Eye Contact Specialist
Made eye contact with a visitor in the lobby and even gave a half-hearted nod. That kind of engagement is rare around here. We’re… stunned.
The Eagle Eye
Sung noticed a loose fence post and reported it. Even we were impressed with that level of attention.
The Negotiator
Carl spotted a trespasser and asked them to leave. Crisis averted with minimal effort.
OUR PRICES ARE SO LOW, EVEN WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL IN BUSINESS.
OUR GUARDS ARE 50% AWAKE, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE’RE THE SECURITY COMPANY YOU SHOULD HIRE… IF YOU’RE DESPERATE.
Don’t take our word for it—see what our barely-satisfied customers have to say.
I wasn’t sure if anyone was guarding my building, but then I found a guard napping in his car. So, I guess they were there.
Mike
Warehouse Manager
I think they were there... or maybe not. But my construction site didn't get bokren into, so that’s a win!
Adam
Construction Project Managet
GuardLite showed up late, but at least they showed up.
Isabella
Apartment Manager
The guards weren’t great at, you know, ‘guarding,’ but they did keep my chair warm. 10/10 would recommend if you need someone to nap in your office.
Gary
Office Complex Manager
I was honestly surprised by how much my guard could sleep during a shift, but hey, nothing got stolen!
Rohan
Budget-Friendly Business Owner
GuardLite is... affordable. If you just need a warm body in uniform and don't care for quality, they’re your team.
Craig
Self Storage Manager
The guard left early, but he did sit in his car for most of the shift, so... thanks?
Dave
Construction Superintendent
If your standards are low, we’re the perfect match. We’ve got you covered—barely.
Perfect for low-risk environments where doing less than required is still more than enough.
We’re honest. You’re getting what you’re paying for – which, in our case, isn’t much.
With GuardLite, you can rest easy knowing your guard is probably resting too.
Drop us a line (just don’t expect a quick reply). We’ll get around to it eventually.
We get asked these a lot—probably because people aren’t sure what we actually do.
A guard in uniform. Sometimes they walk, sometimes they sit.
Define ‘well.’ They’ve done just enough to be legally allowed to stand around in a uniform.
Patrol is a strong word. Let’s just say they’ll be “around.”
Trust? Sure. Expect too much? Maybe not.
We do less. And we’re proud of it.
They move at their own pace. If quick responses are your priority, you might want to lower your expectations.
Hear from the team that makes low-effort security look easy.
Sometimes I forget I’m working. It’s that chill.
I can’t complain—it’s the easiest job I’ve ever had.
It’s simple, laid-back, and I get paid. What’s not to love?
Looking for a job where being lazy is practically a requirement? Welcome to your dream job.